All you have to do for this Boathouse Bistro Gift Certificate is nail your hand to your head and keep it there for at least 18 hours whilst you run laps around downtown Boothbay Harbor backwards singing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”

Ha ha! Just kidding! It waaay easier than that! Unless you’re some kind of freak.

All you need to do is click on this link: http://www.twosaltydogs.net/boathouse-bistro-raffle-tickets.html and obtain 4 bzkillion raffle tickets. You can’t lose! You’ll be guaranteed to win!

Actually, bzkillion isn’t a number and even if it was, if someone else got only one ticket, no matter how many tickets you got there would be a probability that you could lose. But why would you get a bzkillion tickets anyway? Just get your $100 meal at the Boathouse Bistro and allocate the bzkillion dollars minus the $100 to the rest of the raffle tickets we have on offer? Why? Click on this website and redeem yourself: http://www.MuttScrub.org

And here’s the BEST PART - You can use this gift certificate at Mine Oyster and/or Cods Head as well!

You can always come into our shop and get your raffle tickets as well.

Check out the Boathouse Bistro’s menu and get reservations here: http://www.theboathousebistro.com/

Or Here: http://www.mineoyster.net/

Or Here: https://www.facebook.com/CodsHeadBBQ

GIFT CERTIFICATE CANNOT BE USED FOR TIPPING. You were warned.