ATTENTION EARTHLINGS!! ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT!!!!!!
Have you ever kept yourself up at night in a sweaty, feverish panic whilst constantly thinking over and over, “Wherever shall I get tough Alien-themed stuffed dog toys for my precious pup?” If you answered “Yes” to any of the questions above, you may have a severe psychological condition that needs professional medical treatment immediately.
But if you woke up this morning and thought “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool to get a Christmas present for the dog? Preferably one that will prevent him from begging at the table while we’re eating Christmas Dinner,” then Two Salty Dogs can help!
That’s right! Tough Alien dog toys will not only teach your dog the True Meaning of Christmas, but will keep him from forcefully inserting himself into the family feast (not a guarantee).
And not only that, but you can purchase these toys on our inter-world wide web page and pick them up at the store! We even have paw-themed wrapping paper, bows and ribbon for FREE! You’ll have to wrap it yourself, though. Don is terrible at wrapping packages.
Check ‘em out!
