GIVE ME MY FREEBEE!

Fri, 04/24/2015 - 6:00am

Start out spring right. Come to Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters and get your K9 friend a 9” diameter dog-safe Frisbee for free! Maybe we should call it a Freebee. Just get your bad self down to our little shop and angrily demand that you are entitled to a Freebee by the legal tenets provided in this advertisement. Then cross your arms and glare at our helpful staff whilst taking in a large huff of breath.

Our trained staff will then cheerfully hand you over said Freebee because NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY to get one. Then you can pivot officiously and walk briskly out of our shop to tell everyone how you just steamrolled the snake-like folks at Two Salty Dogs into giving you a FREE 9” Dog-Safe Frisbee. Then you can sit in front of the TV for the rest of the day and get angry at commercials because you don’t have a dog. It is your RIGHT.

FISHERMANS FESTIVAL SATURDAY AND SUNDAY ONLY! That’s the 25th and 26th of April. Make sure to scrawl it in your engagement ledger.

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