Dear Cat Owner,

Don’t live in constant fear of your life.

Get your cat a Playhouse! A magnificent timewaster for your furry feline friend (FFF) that is guaranteed to bring the number of fatal housecat attacks in YOUR house to zero. Not only that, but they come in 3 gut-bustingly-funny houses - The Catillac, A Fire Engine, and a Fighter Plane. CLICK HERE for more information!

Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters is committed to reducing the number of fatal cat attacks in the Boothbay Region to zero. And in that spirit, we are now offering these Cat Play Houses at 50% off their regular retail price! On our website or in our shop, they are only $15!

So either walk into our shop and plunk down $15+tax, or CLICK HERE and use the Coupon Code CATATTACK at Checkout. This offer is ONLY being made to the readers of the Boothbay Register!

Sure, a box is funny for a cat to play in, but these cardboard Playhouses give the anthropomorphic illusion that your cat is actually driving a complex vehicle. What could possibly entail more hilarity?

P.S. Don’t forget the camera when you set it up the first time!