SUFFERING FROM BEING FROM AWAY?

Posted:  Friday, December 8, 2017 - 8:00am
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We can help. As long as you are committed to not being from away.

STEP #1) Open our monthly newsletter here: http://mailchi.mp/23bca93f2b22/the-salty-paws-december-2017

STEP #2) Revel in the bountiful hilarity encased therein.

STEP #3) Purchase more Dog and Cat-related stuff with the outstanding deals than you originally intended.

STEP #4) Wait patiently for your packages or use that crazy streak you once had to drive all the way up here to pick up your purchases in our shop.

STEP #5) Bask in the indubitable fact that you are no longer “from away.”

Congratulations! Your certificate is in the mail!