Sorry. That SHOULD read: The July SALTY PAWS is out!

WHAT you will miss if you get all huffy that you fell for my clickbait:

1) Ways to humiliate me AND raise money for Midcoast Humane with the CYBORG MUTT SCRUB.

2) Savings on online purchases on all Toys, Treats, Collars and Leashes on our website not already on sale. (You need the coupon codes in the Newsletter, knucklehead).

3) A BRAND-NEW 2RPWCITBRLTPGAFBOBBC in which you could win a bag of dog/cat treats.

4) Max and Aug’s latest Dog Blog - chock full of hilarity and recrimination.

That is all. At ease.