And while I'm on the subject of the Sham-Wow guy...

Our collar and leash manufacturers raised their wholesale prices to us this spring. We didn't have enough time to re-price tens-of-thousands of collars and leashes in our inventory. So we are raising the prices of ALL our collars and leashes this spring because we finally have time and we are tired of getting ripped off one collar at a time because of our inherent laziness.

We at Two Salty Dogs believe in a gentler capitalism than our behemoth counterparts. Not only are we going to tell you that we're raising our prices next month, we are putting them on sale as well. Store prices have already been raised so if you don't buy a collar on our website this March, you are a fool who should be beaten with a dead cod and then sprinkled with hot tar.

And don't be some kind of Cobra-Lady and complain when it doesn't work for the MATCHING LEASH DISCOUNT or the Collars and Leashes that are already on sale.

Do what The Sham-Wow guy would do.

ALL COLLARS AND LEASHES 

WEB ONLY!!!!!!! EXCLUDES COLLARS AND LEASHES ALREADY ON SALE!!!!!

NOW 21.69% OFF!
Use Coupon Code: SHAMWOW
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