This is probably the least attractive thing I've ever put on sale except for the "Severed Animal Parts" I put on sale last year.

"Meat Rolls." Doesn't that conjure up visions of flabby rolls of human midsection? Not very appetizing to anyone except perhaps members of the Donner Party. And what a party that was.

As a treat, your dog will gobble these things down lightning quick. As a food-topper, they can't be beat. Especially if you have one of those small, strong-willed dogs who have trained you to give them human food instead of kibble....

ALL ASSORTED MEAT ROLLS 32.91664% OFF!!!!
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