Thu, 01/19/2023 - 4:30pm

Are you still angry with any of our past Salty Paws newsletter / Register posts? Do you need to document that one perfect occasion that will get us kicked off the Boothbay Register and possibly the Inter-webs forever? You may also be able to send me to jail personally for violating the delicate sensibilities of children and seniors in a public forum. I recommend you click on the link below. It will help you immensely in your endeavors. Also- don’t forget to tell CBS that I’m using a photo of Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. 

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Happy New Year!!!

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