About 4.51 billion years ago, the earth was a molten ball of magma. Then, most scientists think that the moon was formed by a collision with a Mars-sized body called Theia.

Once the Earth and moon cooled, it was only a quick 4.48 billion years until  Cynodesmus evolved, and the branch "Canine" was established on the Evolutionary Tree.

In the 30 million years since then, we saw the coming and passing of the Pleistocene Epoch, several Ice Ages, the Ancient Sumerians, Zoroastrianism, The Trans-Continental Railroad, "Keeping up with the Kardashians," and a lot of other stupid stuff nobody except nerds and the hopelessly feeble-brained care about anymore.

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P.S. The Cretaceous is widely regarded as the funnest, most hard-rocking Era of all time. It shouldn't be confused with the hard-rocking "Better Than Ezra" which made their hard-rocking debut in the late Cenozoic Era.