DON’T BE LIKE JIMMY
Don’t ruin another Early Bird, you savage. Get with the program this year and don’t make Dad whip your tender buttocks with a birch switch until you cry.
Disclaimer-Two Salty Dogs does NOT condone corporal punishment of your children. Only Jimmy. Did you know that once he stole his dad’s car and drove from Boothbay Harbor all the way to Route 1 going 35mph? He had about 2 miles of traffic behind him. He was like an unrepentant little globule of cholesterol, blocking the arteries and veins of our nation's crumbling infrastructure.
WHY is our nation's infrastructure always crumbling? No one knows. But we are going to do our darndest to get your Early Bird purchases to you before all that infrastructure crumbles away like so much cake in the rain. Click here now: https://www.twosaltydogs.net/early-bird.html
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