As some of you may have noticed, I'm running out of dog voices for the blogs.

Coal's writing style was simple and objective. It was fun to put him in out-of-control situations and have him explain it. My favorite of Coal's is "Seventeen Messes in May."

Buddy was such a great voice to write with - so dumb and lovable. Just like him. I'd have to go over my drafts and take out as many multi-syllable words as I could before publishing it. My favorite of his has got to be "Abandoned." Hands down.

Auggie's has always been my favorite voice to write in- his antiquated prose and grammar, his haughty and acerbic flights of fancy.... My favorite of Aug's is "A Spike in Kamikaze Attacks."

And Max's voice was basically just my own voice. Of course my favorite of his is the series "The Day of the Dogs" but my favorite of his solo writings is "How to Get More Food If You Love Food."

Teddy only has 4 blogs so far, so I'll hold off judgement until I have a wider sample size.

And me. What is my favorite blog from my own voice? Of course I poured my heart into saying goodbye to Coal, Buddy and Max. Those will forever be my favorites, but I loved writing "The Rancid Interview," because of the irreverence, and when I read it I still get a chuckle.

Who's left? That's right. It's Marz. He's the new voice in this asylum. Can you guess what his voice is going to be like?

So get yourself a cup of hot chocolate or a tumbler chock-full of cheap, warm scotch and click on "A Brave New Mars" -by Marzipan Fin Tin Limb Bin Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Olay Biscuit Barrel Kingsbury

Yes. That's his full name...

~~ Don (Not a Dog)

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