FREE BUMPER STICKERS (again)

Mon, 02/07/2022 - 9:00am

JEEZUM CROW!!!

We gave away over 400 skillion bumper stickers after I announced it here and on that soul-sucking social media platform Facebook.

We only have about 300 gajillion left.

So, if you are one of the people who don't think you DESERVE our bumper sticker - you do.

If you are one of those people who don't think you're "cool" enough to display one of our bumper stickers - you are.

If you are one of those people who like other pet supply store's FREE entertaining newsletters better - get bent.

If you think the FDA will recall this bumper sticker for some horrid chemical sometime in the near future - WTF?

If you are wrapped really tight and don't want to put our bumper sticker on your precious 2010 Toyota Yaris - Put it on your fridge, your chemistry notebook, or the freezer where you are currently hiding the bodies until you get that shipment of industrial acid.

Limit 1,763,008,772 per household.

Click here for one, bub:

fatmax@twosaltydogs.net

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