Fri, 02/05/2021 - 1:00pm

Yeah. You read that right.

Or maybe you didn’t. How on earth would I know what your reading skills are? Maybe you read that as “Mutated Crabs Burn Wiscasset to the Ground,” or “Free Buckets of Lard at The Botanical Gardens- Today Only”

And honestly, that’s your problem. Most likely you’ve been dealing with it for a very long time and are used to people giving you sidelong looks when you say the most outrageous things. It’s not that we are without sympathy. It’s that we are a business trying to drum up some trade in the middle of a winter in Boothbay Harbor.

Anyway, mayn’t you be interested in purchasing something from our World-Famous Website if it could be shipped to any of the contiguous US states for Free? Mayn’t you?

Just use Coupon Code: SPEEDDOG at checkout.