FREE SHIPPIN’ FEBRUARY

Fri, 02/11/2022 - 5:00am

This is for all you folks from away.

This should NOT be confused with the cattle disease Free Shipping Fever. Or maybe it SHOULD be confused with it. Honestly, I have no basis to judge that issue. Click on the link and send me a 20-page essay on it. If you must, send the essay by post rather than an email. I require this because I am love with meaningless bulky packages.

February is so dull, and sales are so lukewarm that I felt I had to put the equivalent of a defibrillator onto the hearts of you consumers out there who are probably living from bankruptcy to bankruptcy.

Did you know that I did the graphic entirely with my left hand? Not just the crappy writing- the whole thing. That's why it took me over 15 days and the colors look like bug guts on a summer windshield.

Does not apply to tennis balls, stuff already on sale, and BIG BAGS OF DOG FOOD, PHILIP.

FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY
Cick Here and Use Coupon Code: PHILIPSPHOLLY

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