GIVE ‘EM ENOUGH ROPE TOYS - 40.8085% OFF!!!!
DON'T BE A AND TRY TO APPLY THIS SPECIAL TO THE USED LOBSTER LINE TOYS. YOU WILL ONLY SPARK A FIRE DEEP WITHIN ME TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND EXTERMINATE YOUR FAMILY LINE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN JUST TO SPITE YOU.
I am constantly boiling with rage and adding new products to the website. And here is the latest volley- these rope toys.
I mean, just look at those cute blue octopuses. Or is it octopii? One of you please correct me with an officious yet succinct email.
Don't push it.