HAGFISH GONE WILD!
HEY! That photo is a bunch of very unsexy Hagfish.
HEY! That second photo makes the Salmon oil tube look all bent. It looks like it just wilted under a heat lamp. WHO is the Jackball responsible for that photo?! I want to see his head rolling down the front steps of the building and hear the lamentations of his family!
When I worked in construction, I got to say those kinds of things to nice people trying their best all the time. Granted, I would say them as a vein in my forehead pulsed dangerously and my face flushed violet, but it was a heck of a lot of fun.
And of course I am the person who "did" the photo.
My heads will roll. I assure you.
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