HOT DOG INGREDIENTS 33.07698% OFF!
I'm just having a little fun with the title because I am a demented weirdo suffering from self-inflicted brain trauma.
But it's kinda true. All our "Single Ingredient Treats" are probably part of a hot dog that you ate whilst in the course of your constantly regrettable life.
Of course companies would never list ingredients like duck feet, lamb ears, water buffalo horns, bully sticks, rope toys, shedding combs, and kitty litter in hot dogs. So the USDA gave them a convenient, catch-all ingredient called "Animal Protein."
And don't worry, a spokesidiot for the USDA says the kitty litter is "humanely harvested."
I wish I could say the same for the rope toys.