IS IT EARLY BIRD YET??

Tue, 11/17/2020 - 5:30am

At our shop it starts Saturday, November 21 where you can expect 22.583% off just about everything except food and stuff already on sale. Don’t show up early. We won’t be open. We understand the .583% doesn’t help you if you’re getting a treat, but it certainly helps if you’re buying thousands of dollars worth of treats.

Early Bird starts Saturday, November 21st at midnight on our website. We are currently petitioning the Maine State Assembly to recognize the evening of November 20th as “Drink As Much As You Can Evening And Buy A Bunch Of Stuff Online In The Wee Hours Of The Morning Jubilee.” No word on the progress.

Use this handy table to calculate your potential sleep loss/revenue gain:

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As usual, Curbside, In-Store PIckup, and Free local Delivery are available.

For more information, come in and chat with Don for a while. If you don’t have that kind of time, just click on this link: https://www.twosaltydogs.net/early-bird.html

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.