Sure, a lot of you out there think I'm nuts to follow Dog the Bounty Hunter with so much verve. And a lot of you just think I’m nuts because of the nutty things I write.

But don't forget when all you “normals” were telling me to watch The Tiger King. It was so "great" you all kept begging me to drop everything and join you in laughing at a mulleted, out-of-control dimwit running around free in our society. I WAS ALREADY WATCHING ONE, PEOPLE! FOR MANY YEARS! AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS MAD! MAD! I TELL YOU! BWAHAH-AHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAH-AHAHHA!!!!!!

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME GOING ON “MALL COPS.”

I've never laughed so hard as when Dog asked the bad guy if he wanted a smoke on his way to prison and the bad guy said he didn't smoke.

Dog looked at this guy like he was eating his own earwax. He did a double-take-- looking confused that his prison currency was worthless on this guy. What would it take to bond with this reprobate on his ride to jail? Turns out it was Burger King.

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