MEN’S NIGHT 2021
Wednesday December 15th
4pm - 8pm ONLY.
Traditionally, Men’s Night was a night set aside to lure all the lumbering, Sasquatch-like Neanderthals into coming out of their hibernation caves and purchasing all the gifts that would ensure harmonious domestic relations for the forthcoming year (Anniversaries and Birthdays excluded).
There are those who say "Men's Night" is an incredible breach of gender sensibilities. But not us. We know men are handicapped in the ways of purchasing quality gifts. And that's why Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters uses a 25% Off Sale to lure all the gift-seeking behemoth knuckle-scrapers into a winter wonderland of satisfying holiday merchandise purchasing. And don't let the name discourage other genders. The discount sales are for everyone!
We will be offering Don’s World-Famous sirloin chili after a 2 year hiatus. And what if the hair-encrusted Alpha Male among your domicile doesn't like chili or will occasionally eat a dog or cat when the fridge is empty? No Worries! All kinds of Boothbay Harbor stores will have all kinds of huge discounts and MANLY food like BBQ and chicken wings for everyone! Neanderthals, Hominids, Cro-Magnons, Women & Children -- Come one, come all, and witness the feral beauty that is Men’s Night! C'mon! What better excuse do you need???
FOUR HOURS ONLY!
– In the shop - Savings Abound!
Wednesday December 15th, 4pm - 8pm
25% Off Everything Except Food and Items Already on Sale and a couple other things like Dog Houses, Pet Photography, Seresto Flea and Tick Collars, Pet ID Tags, and anything else I’m going to lose money on.
(Use "FODDER" to get 10% off pet food). And for the love of everything holy, please don’t use the quotes in the code.