We tried to make our December Newsletter extra boring to waste your precious time...
No wait...
We tried to make our December Newsletter extra AWESOME so you will give us a generous portion of your precious holiday gift-giving hoard. Also, we like attention.
In THIS issue:
1) Why Martin Shkreli can unite an increasingly fractured American public.
2) Lots of stupidly-priced stuff for your beastly animals this Yule.
3) The latest blog written by our dumbest dog - Buddy. He writes about peeing inside, and who can’t relate to that?
Need another reason to click the link?
Ummm... I’m begging you?
https://mailchi.mp/f00801badb75/the-salty-paws-december-3772121