Sat, 10/01/2022 - 7:30pm

Our exclusive, luxury, pet-friendly Maine waterfront cabin. Dock access. Secluded and rustic. Great views of the night sky. Watch Right Whales get strangled by Maine lobster gear in the front yard. Perfect for bonding with nature. In no way ADA compliant.

Create your very own authentic Maine clambake by catching your own lobster in the front yard during high tide, and digging clams at low tide. $4,500/wk+ firstborn child as deposit.

Must be up to date on all vaccinations including tetanus, rotavirus, and scabies. Linens provided. Boat in the background is available if lessee is amenable to a horrible death by drowning. Firearm and fireworks friendly!

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