PRECIOUS BODILY DOG LEASHES

Fri, 07/02/2021 - 7:30am

TELETYPE ENGAGE..

TEST TEST TEST TEST......

ENGAGE CLASSIFIED - -  A33WS11294V – RECEIVED CLASSIFIED CONFIRMED.

LINE ENGAGED CLASSIFIED ... CC3S1-33-00/45

COLORADO SPRINGS MESSAGE CENTRAL – ENGAGED

JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF - ENGAGED

NORAD PRIORITY CLEARANCE - ACKNOWLEDGED

COMSAC PRIORITY 1192 DIVISION JSD/00 jULIET UNIFORM GOLF HOTEL ECHO ALPHA DELTA

SYSTEMS GO...

BEGIN CLASSIFIED MESSAGE....

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SUBJECT: PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS AND ROPE DOG LEASHES

MESSAGE:

TWO SALTY DOGS PET OUTFITTERS IS OFFERING ROPE DOG LEASHES FOR 30.89789% OFF FOR THE MONTH OF JULY IN THEIR SHOP AND ON THEIR INTERWEBS SITE...  CHECKSUM HEXDIGIT... CHECKSUM CONFIRMS INTERWEBS INTENT. – 223FF5/DD HEXDIGIT

SECONDARY INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS POPULAR WEISS WALKIE ANTI-PULLING LEASH INCLUDED IN THIS INCREDIBLE SALE....

PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS COLLABORATING INTERWEBS SITE... CHECKSUM HEXDIGIT... CHECKSUM CONFIRMS INTERWEBS INTENT. – 223FGF5/DS HEXDIGIT..

INTERWEBS SITE CONFIRMED: HTTPS://WWW.TWOSALTYDOGS.NET

30.89789% OFF CHECKOUT COUPON CONFIRMED: BOGGY

END CLASSIFIED MESSAGE - END CLASSIFIED MESSAGE - END CLASSIFIED MESSAGE....

COLORADO SPRINGS MESSAGE CENTRAL – DISENGAGE TELETYPE

JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF - DISENGAGE TELETYPE

NORAD PRIORITY CLEARANCE - SECURE MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED..... AWAITING NEXT MESSAGE.

ALL NODES ACKNOWLEDGED.

ALL NODES DISENGAGED.

COMSAC PRIORITY 1192 DIVISION JSD/00 jULIET UNIFORM GOLF HOTEL ECHO ALPHA DELTA – CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION TERMINATED

SECURE SOCKET / MESSSAGE SECURE

END MESSAGE.........

DISENGAGE TELETYPE........