Q & T & A
Q: WHAT IS MARZ'S FULL NAME?
A: MARZIPAN FIN TIN LIMB BIN BUS STOP F'TANG F'TANG OLE BISCUIT BARREL KINGSBURY.
Q: WHY?
Q: HOW MANY BLOGS HAS MARZ WRITTEN?
A: THIS IS HIS SECOND BLOG.
Q: WOULD YOU CARE TO SLOW DANCE?
A: NO.
Q: HEY. IT'S NOT WRONG. IT'S JUST A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
A: IS THIS A STERILE BLOG ABOUT HOW TO STOP YOUR PUPPY FROM HUMPING VISITING DIGNITARIES LEGS, OR WHAT COLOR GLOSS BEST ACCENTS YOUR YORKIE'S NAILS?
N: IT'S A STORY FROM MY 11-MONTH-OLD DOG MARZ'S POINT OF VIEW. AND IT'S NOT AN OBVIOUS, STUPID, BALL OF CRAP WITH CUTESY DOGGIE TALK, EITHER.
Y: WHY DID YOU PUT ALL THOSE LINKS TO THE BLOG IN THE NEWSLETTER PICTURES?
Q: I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD READ MARZ'S STORY. UNLESS YOU KILL BABY SEALS OR OTHERWISE CHOKE CHICKENS.
A: WHAT?!
Q: YOU HEARD ME.
A: DO YOU HAVE THAT $50 I LENT YOU?
N: AS SOON AS I CHUG THIS CAN OF OLD MILWAUKEE ICE THROUGH MY RIGHT NOSTRIL AND FIND SOMEONE TO BUY ALL THIS TWITTER STOCK.
A: GOOD ONE, ELON.
So get yourself a cup of hot chocolate or chug an entire can of Old Milwaukee Ice through your left nostril and click on "VERY OLD AND FETCHING" by Marzipan etc etc etc....Kingsbury.
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