Sergey Lavrov FAN CLUB!!!!
I was at my desk, trying to think of something offensive to write about for this month's newsletter when a bird flew into my living room.
It was a pretty stupid bird inasmuch as it wouldn't let me help it get out of my living room, and it fear-pooped everywhere. But I eventually coaxed it out by opening all the doors and windows of my house and drinking three bottles of Thunderbird fortified wine.
In the morning, I was covered in mosquito bites and moths were everywhere. But the bird was gone. I also think a family of bats is living upstairs. Don't tell Liana. She is of the fairer sex and terrified of triflings like potentially rabid bat colonies.
The very next day, I had The Covids -- THE DEADLY COUSIN OF THE BIRD FLU!!!!! What more evidence do you need to be moved to action, people?!?!
I've warned you before about the vast cover-up regarding birds, our reptilian shape-shifting overlords, and 5G cell towers. Please join me in my fight to recover our very basic freedoms. There will definitely be a lot of eye-crossing fortified wine on our path to reclaim our our independence from these puppeteer lizards who control every aspect of our lives.
~ Don (Not a Dog)
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