THIS NEWSLETTER SHOULD ONLY BE READ WHILST EATING AND LISTENING TO MEATLOAF

In our newsletter thou shalt find spine-chilling hilarity and a lot of typographical errors.

Thou shalt also find

1) Our Position on Maine Bond Initiative #439

2) Our WILDLY Popular segment “We Love Hate Mail!” where I poke fun of the worst person I’ve had to deal with at the shop in the last month. This month it’s Canidae Dog Food Company.

3) Shop / Web Deals on:

          a) Chicken Feet – 30 Feet / $25.75 - Use Coupon Code; EEWGROSS

          b) Vitamin Sea - Bone and Joint Supplement for Dogs: 31.369964299% OFF! Use Coupon Code CHUNKYMONKEY

          c) Coat Hooks - Shedding tool for dogs, cats, rabbits, and lemoshures: Now only $13.53 with Coupon Code: 3TOEDSLOTH

          d) Not Rawhide Dog Chews - Now 25.965559552% OFF! Use Coupon Code: TITICACA

4) My heated rebuttal to the Montery Bay Aquarium putting Lobster on their “Do Not Eat” List

5) Update on Marzipan, our chocolate lab puppy.

6) Information and nostalgia for the Boothbay Harbor Halloween Parade

7) Q & T & A - Our chocolate lab puppy Marz answers questions and writes his second blog about how to fetch (if you’re a dog).

8) Meatloaf.

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