SILLY TO THE BONE

Fri, 04/15/2022 - 9:45am

 

When you boil it down, every dog toy is silly.

When I was poor I would give Max 12-pack boxes of just the most awful beer you can imagine. He'd shred them up into a million pieces and look incredibly proud of himself.

All I had to do was just buy more terrible beer to keep Max happy. It was something biologists would call a Symbiotic Relationship. Or maybe it was a typical biological relationship because I drank all the beer, Max shredded the box, and Liana cleaned everything up with a murderous look in her eye.

Of course if I gave your dog a 12-pack box as a toy you would get upset. Not just because you didn't get to drink the beer, but because you would still have to endure Liana's murderous stare when she came over to your house to clean up all the pieces. Talk about awkward.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A PETITION REGARDING A TOY YOU FEEL IS SILLY, BUT ISN'T ON THE LIST. I WILL POST A VIDEO OF ME BURNING THEM NEXT NEWSLETTER.

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