I should probably be clear. These aren't Smoked Dog Bones. A more appropriate name would be: "Smoked Beef Marrow Bones for Dogs to Chew On For Hours and Hours When You Need To Get Some Actual Work Done." Nice try, sicko. Like I would sell actual Dog Bones for dogs to chew on.

And please don't be one of these people who look at me like I'm the equivalent of John Wayne Gacy for selling marrow bones to dogs. I'm sorry if your dog chipped a tooth on one, but my dogs are just fine with them and have been for a long time. If your dog can't handle a marrow bone, don't get her one. It doesn't mean it isn't appropriate for ALL dogs.

You really should pay less attention to what I'm doing, unless it's the second crappy photo of all the bones. You should pay more attention to how your dog reacts to things like tractors and porcupines. Just saying.