TALES FROM A WEALTHY DOWAGER
Is everyone clear about what a "Bully" or "Pizzle" stick actually is?
Why does it fall to me- a merely and mostly irritated haberdasher- to fill in the many and substantial blanks in the US educational system? I will use minimal profanity, brief nudity, and adult situations to make my point to your atrophied brain.
ONE DAY a wealthy dowager with lots of stunning jewelry and a purse that looked like it wasn't retrieved from a TJ Maxx Dumpster marched into the shop and grabbed a handful of 12" bully sticks. She approached me confidently and said, " I need something for my Chihuahuas to chew on for a while."
I suggested duck feet- they were only $1.75/ea. They would take a small dog a while to get through. They were cartilage which dogs could process just fine.
She looked at me like I was urinating on her expensive shoes.
"That's disgusting," she said.
"Well, If I called them 'Super Happy Fun Rainbow Green Grass & Rainbows Dog Treats' you wouldn't mind."
She stared at me blankly.
"You have the most disgusting dog treat in your hand," I countered to her blankness, nodding slightly.
She looked down at her hands and the bully sticks.
"It's the naughtiest part of the bull," I said almost gleefully.
She dropped the bully sticks and marched straight out the door and lived happily ever after.
BULLY / PIZZLE STICKS & DUCK FEET
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