THESE CALENDARS ARE KILLING ME.
Look, I’ll be honest.
I tricked you into clicking on this ad by false photo pretenses, but for the love of everything holy on this green earth, PLEASE BUY A 2021-2022 BOOTHBAY HARBOR DOG CALENDAR!!! THEY ARE 16 MONTHS for Dog Sake!!! THEY ARE GOOD UNTIL NEXT APRIL!!!!
I have zillions of these things left. It’s like an episode of hoarders where the family is trying to do an intervention because the piles of junk know no bounds. They’re on my stove top. They’re in my hallway. I sleep on them. I give them to the dogs as toys. I put them in meatloaf. WILL ONE OF YOU KIND SOULS PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!
Call me paranoid, but I think they’re reproducing like Gremlins. Perhaps I fed them after midnight, but that’s just ridiculous. Everything is after midnight until the next midnight.