LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HUGE GOVERNMENT DECEPTION WHEN YOU BUY SOMETHING ON OUR ONE-DAY SALE.

C'MON SHEEPLE PEOPLE!!!!!

“THEY’RE” TRYING TO COVER UP EARLY BIRD!!!!!!

FIGHT BACK BY CONSUMING PRODUCTS AT OUR WEB STORE.

NOVEMBER 20th ONLY

- GET UP TO 40% OFF

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $75

EVERYONE’S ENTERED TO WIN ONE OF 5 GIFT CERTIFICATES AND
DON WILL GIVE YOU A DOUBLE-VAXXED, WET, SLOPPY KISS IF YOU INSIST. MOST PEOPLE ARE REPULSED, SO DON’T FEEL OBLIGATED TO TAKE HIS KISS. JUST BUY SOMETHING SO LIANA, MAX, AUGGIE, TEDDY AND I CAN AFFORD THE LONG-RANGE FUTURES OF MILLET AND GRUEL. WE BESEECH YOU.

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