ZUCKERSTRUCK - by Auggie

Wed, 09/02/2020 - 7:00am

Yep. It’s another Aug Dog Blog.

In this blog, Auggie writes a strangely obsequious letter to one of the dorkiest and richest men in the world.

Read the snippet below. If you want to continue, click the link to the full blog. If you don’t want to continue, get a dictionary so you can understand the antiquated words the Hawg Dawg uses without embarrassment.

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Zuckerstruck - by Auggie

Greetings you lugubrious swine. Shall I display to you the enormous sweep of my influence? Swallow the last of your warm, spittle-infused canned beer and refrain from asking questions until I direct you that such questions are welcome.

Anything less would be a waste of my valuable time.

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August 22nd, 2020

Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters
World Headquarters
22 McKown St.
Boothbay Harbor ME 04538

Mark Zuckerberg
c/o Facebook
1 Hacker Way
Menlo Park, CA 94025

RE: Contract Fulfillment

My Most Honorable Mr. Zuckerberg,

Normally, I reserve this correspondence for your teeming underlings and paid lackeys as you are an immensely busy man - needed by the US Congress to unravel sticky situations regarding the divisions between free speech, misinformation, data harvesting, and immense sums of money. My complaint will thusly be refreshingly short and simple for you to resolve.

On August 11, 2020 on or about 4pm, whilst in the course of using your social media platform "Facebook" to construct a series of humorous advertisements ("Ads" to the layman) for my Biped's small business, I was confronted with an issue - a "glitch" you will no doubt want to be aware.......

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