I'm sure I'm going to get a bunch of emails about this one. Why am I equating cute little puppies and booze? How DARE I suggest people get their dog drunk? Where do I get off condoning underage dog drinking? I suppose next, you'll suggest we hit our dogs over the head with empty liquor bottles, eh? I will be contacting the local authorities and have your dogs stripped from you!

All good material for next month's "WE LOVE HATE MAIL" segment.

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