BARE BITE MEs - NOW 36.1996638% OFF!!!!
And when I put them in the free treat bowl, easily-excitable people grab chunks of them and thrust them under my delicate nose whilst screeching, "WHAT'S THIS?!?!?! SNAKE SKIN?!?!"
And what alternative do I have but tell them that it's actually made from desiccated hobo skin or from alligator poop? There IS NO alternative.
Anyway, I've put all their products on sale. The Liver Treats and Powder, The Bare Breasts, The Dehydrated Pork, and the Chicken Feet.
And another thing, for the love of everything holy on this green and blue Earth, pleaseuse the coupon code I give out with the sample treats on top of this code. Or any other code out there. I will not honor it and I will think a lot less of you and I won't send you a Christmas card this year. And I will probably cry when no one is looking.
I'm serious this time.