WE’RE GETTING A NEW PUPPY

Mon, 12/13/2021 - 9:30am

It's been 10 years since the Hawg Dawg was a puppy. Since then, we've gotten a whole slew of dogs- Coal, Buddy, and Old Teddy. What do they have in common?

They were all superbly trained by Max.

Max is now 14.5 years old now. And he will gladly take another dog under his wing to show them the confusing ropes of living a dog's life at the World Famous Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters.

Of course Liana and I are fighting over names. We are agreed that the new pup needs to have a Roman first name like Maximus or Augustus before him. We shan't entertain other names.

Here are the names we are considering in no particular order:

Drusus
Titan
Cato
Nero
Pollux
Quintus
Brutus
Cyrus
Titus
Tarquin
Felix
Victrix
Cicero
Pyrrhus
Bacchus
Tiberius
Seneca
Vespasian
Trajan
Hadrian
Caracalla
Valerian
Tacitus
Romulus

This is rank-choice voting, people. Please rank them in your order of preference Or suggest your choice that we will probably hate. Either way, your vote will be ignored just like political voting.

Email fatmax@twosaltydogs.net with “Puppy” in the subject line to submit your choice.

And please also be realistic enough to realize that all non-Roman suggestions will be totally ignored.