HAHA! I SAID ‘CARP’ SO YOU CAN’T GET ME THROWN OFF THE REGISTER!!!! LIKE THE FISH. GET IT?!?! GO AHEAD. COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT. THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

EXCEPT BITE YOUR PILLOW.

Lupine Leashes are made in Maine's Grumpy Little Neighbor of New Hampshire.

All Lupine products are guaranteed until you are vaporized when our sun explodes in 5 billion years, or someone steals them from you. No- Seriously, they're covered by Lupine's "Even if Chewed Guaranteed." They would like me to stress that the guarantee is voided if you have done the chewing. I would also like to stress that this is LUPINE’S guarantee, and NO I can’t contact them for you and get a new collar. You need to be brave and go to their website all by your lonesome.

We are offering these on sale because we have a ton of 1" and 1/2" wide leashes, and nobody buys the 3/4" width. At least from us. And if something doesn't sell in my shop, I take it out and replace it with something that does sell, or at the very least something that is an equal disaster.

That way I can afford surveillance cameras and microphones that will catch those of you who make fun of my skin tags and giant ass.

3/4" LUPINE NYLON DOG LEASHES
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