ALL DOG CHEW TOYS ON SALE FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST.

Don’t look at Uncle Louis.

Look at Dog's high school yearbook photo. He had a multi-level bowlcut instead of a mullet, proving that America is indeed the land of opportunity.

Did you know that despite trampling on poor, ignorant people's rights, Duane has been arrested? Thrice?

Turns out he was arrested for 1st degree murder, illegal detention & conspiracy, drunk driving, and on top of that he owes over $1 million in unpaid legal fees.

He should have stayed with the multi-level bowlcut and high-impact glasses in my humble opinion.

ANYWAY... All our chew toys are on sale.

ALL CHEW TOYS
34.9199919% OFF!!!!
Use Coupon Code: BOWLCUT
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