WEDNESDAY IS INTERNATIONAL PICK YOUR CATS’ NOSE DAY

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Sat, 03/30/2024 - 19:00
You can pick your nose. You can pick your cats. But you really shouldn’t pick your cat’s nose. Oh go ahead. I won’t stop you. CLICK HERE, two salty dogs, boothbay harbor, dog treats, on sale HOW EVERYONE SEES YOU, HUG?

IF YOU WANT GREAT DEALS ON DOG AND CAT TREATS, THAT IS!!!

If I put Bare Bites on sale again, will you promise not to two coupon me to death? 

I hate having to call people up and accuse them of being greedy Slime Suckers for double-couponing. It's my fault because my ancient Greco-Roman website can't understand exclusive coupons. I'd rather call you up and discuss Maureen McCulloch's vision of the Decline of the Roman Republic. I'm sure you would as well.

FACT 1) BARE BITES ARE DELICIOUS USDA-APPROVED SINGLE-INGREDIENT TREATS THAT WERE GIVEN TO US BY SPACE ALIENS SO OUR DOGS (AND CATS) COULD BE HAPPY.

FACT 2) ALL BARE BITES TREATS ARE GOOD FOR CATS. Wait. I just said that above.

FACT 2a) BARE BITES COME IN 3 SUMPTUOUS DOG & CAT FLAVORS >>> BEEF LIVER, CHICKEN BREAST, and PORK.

FACT 3) BEEF LIVER POWDER IS A GREAT TOOL TO MAKE FUSSY DOGS EAT THEIR DAMN FOOD FOR ONCE.

FACT 4) THAT'S IT. ALTHOUGH NOW I HAVE TO FLUFF OUT THIS DAMN COLUMN TO THE END OF THE PHOTOS.

FACT 5). Anyone think the Red Sox are going to do anything better than sweep the cellar of the AL East this year? Oh, wait. That's NOT a fact. That's surmising.  HAHAHA!!! No wait. It's a fact.

We made it to the end of the photo. Congratulations. Let's get married.

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You can pick your nose. You can pick your cats. But you really shouldn’t pick your cat’s nose. Oh go ahead. I won’t stop you. CLICK HERE two salty dogs, boothbay harbor, dog treats, on sale HOW EVERYONE SEES YOU HUG?
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