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So take a long gander at that graphic. Digest all it has to offer. Notice the exclamation points leaning contrary to the script. Note the grainy texture of the writing like some terrible bitmap editor circa 1993. The alarming red and All Caps screech at you.
And yet through the nightmare, there is Free Shipping for the entire month of February with our little checkout code.