I hope you thick-skinned New Yorkers out there take this blog for what it is: A humorous tongue-in-cheek send-up of the worst travelers the "Empire State" has to offer "The Lobster State." Sorry. “The Chickadee State.” Whatever it is, it’s not on the license plate.

Here is a sample question from The Test:

A cannonball weighing 35lbs is shot into the air at an angle of 37 degrees with a air velocity of 300 ft/sec. How long will it take for a New Yorker in Boothbay Harbor to mention that the Patriots suck?

a) 0-1 seconds
b) 1-2 seconds
c) 2-3 seconds
d) 3-4 seconds

AND GET THIS! THERE ARE 23 MORE QUESTIONS WITH AN EQUAL OR MORE AMOUNT OF HILARITY!!!! LUCKY YOU!

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