FREE SHIPPIN’ FEBRUARY
This is for all you folks from away.
This should NOT be confused with the cattle disease Free Shipping Fever. Or maybe it SHOULD be confused with it. Honestly, I have no basis to judge that issue. Click on the link and send me a 20-page essay on it. If you must, send the essay by post rather than an email. I require this because I am love with meaningless bulky packages.
February is so dull, and sales are so lukewarm that I felt I had to put the equivalent of a defibrillator onto the hearts of you consumers out there who are probably living from bankruptcy to bankruptcy.
Did you know that I did the graphic entirely with my left hand? Not just the crappy writing- the whole thing. That's why it took me over 15 days and the colors look like bug guts on a summer windshield.
Does not apply to tennis balls, stuff already on sale, and BIG BAGS OF DOG FOOD, PHILIP.
FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY
Cick Here and Use Coupon Code: PHILIPSPHOLLY
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