THE CULT OF THE ANGRY TOMATO

Mon, 04/05/2021 - 10:30am

Join our BRAND NEW CULT of Angry Tomato Deities.

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1) Everlasting Life

2) Separation from society and smug, condescending assessments of normal people.

3) Ritual mental torture

4) Random physical punishments

5) Cute brainwashed chicks/guys

6) Separation from your awful family.

7) Tasty Gruel

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MAY THE ANGRY TOMATO BLESS YOU ‘TIL NEXT TUESDAY.