I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEARTS

Wed, 01/17/2024 - 8:00am

COUPON GOOD FOR JANUARY 2024

If you enjoy feeling like some creepy weirdo or some kind of low-level game show host, you'll love giving out little freeze-dried chicken hearts to your dogs and other heathen followers.

Two Salty Dogs GUARANTEES these are genuine chicken hearts and not a bunch of bat or frog or children hearts or anything like that. These are pure, freeze-dried chicken hearts. And we've only heard of them coming to life and chasing people around with sharp knives a couple times. Well, several times. Actually, the jury is out on that.

FINISH THEM BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON AND DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT OR GIVE THEM WATER!

Haha! Just kidding! Dogs love these little gruesome things! And they're nutritious. Don't be one of these dreadful dead weights who come into the shop and say, "CHICKEN HEARTS?!?!?! GROSS!!!!!" Because I will be forced to remind you that if your dog doesn't enjoy these freeze-dried chicken hearts, they'd just end up in hot dogs, sausage, Slim Jims, frozen burritos, Gummi Bears, Ensure nutritional shakes, Sparkl Water, or US Army MREs.

GRUESOME, DELICIOUS,
GENUINE, FREEZE-DRIED, CHICKEN HEARTS

50.00000000000000000000001% OFF!
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