Liana and I had been trying for literally years to get The Crazy Cat Lady of Kennebec County Maine to sell us her catnip and toy collection and we never heard back from her. We felt very bad. That feeling developed into self-loathing and we found ourselves mentally torturing our dogs by waving pieces of bologna at them and then throwing them in the garbage.

Then we were at a trade show and I was talking to a woman selling cat toys and such. I told her about The Crazy Cat Lady of Kennebec, Maine. She stopped me with a wave of her hand and said, "I AM that crazy cat lady."

Never short for words when my foot is firmly lodged in my mouth I said, "We'll take one of everything."

Now almost all our catnip is grown in Maine by The Crazy Cat Lady of Kennebec County. She grows her own catnip. She makes her own cat toys. She fit in so well with our little shop.

And in THIS sale, anything goes- Ceramic cat dishes, cat clocks, etc. I think Bare Bites is even in there if you missed last month's sale on them

The only thing for cat that's not in this sale are the Seresto Flea and Tick collars.

P.S. Unlike the Thundershirt, refunds OK.

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