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  • JOIN SPACE FORCE AND TRAVEL THE GALAXY

    Friday, January 20, 2023 - 7:45am

    Commander Space Nugget urges you to buy a Weiss Walkie from us.

    Ask Commander Space Nugget himself. His Teddy Bear would pull on his leash all the time. Then he was negotiating The Forbidden Zone with Fleshy-Headed Space Mutants. Teddy saw a Space Squirrel and went berzerk, ruining The Forbidden Zone for all time.

  • HAPPINESS ON SALE

    Thursday, January 19, 2023 - 1:30pm

    I JUST USED THE WOMEN'S ROOM AT THE NEWAGEN INN AND I AM SHOCKED.

    It's REVERSE SEXISM that women's restrooms have a little chair, flowers, and don't smell like horse vomit.

  • DON’T LET YER MEAT LOAF

    Thursday, January 19, 2023 - 7:15am

    I should probably just walk around my entire conscious day with a bib on. I've got dribbles and other embarrassing stains down the whole front of me. Sometimes those stains go all the way to my shoes. Sometimes I don't notice them for weeks.

  • Where’s the Shrimp?!

    All you can eat, Maine Shrimp
    Wednesday, January 18, 2023 - 12:30pm

    Where’s the shrimp? The shrimp are at Brady’s this Friday night. We have been able to source Bay of Fundy shrimp and will be serving up all you can eat on Friday night along with French fries and cole slaw. If you are unsure where the Bay of Fundy is then let us tell you it turns into the Gulf of Maine!!

  • WAITING FOR DYBZINSKI

    Saturday, January 14, 2023 - 7:45am

    Were you even aware of the Maine Compromise of 1850? Or was it the Treaty of Ghent? Versailles?

  • 11 REASONS......

    Thursday, January 12, 2023 - 6:15am

    YES. I'm going to put this here again this month and BEG you to buy it. I have literally THOUSANDS of these pre-ordered. And to pay for it, I cashed in Fudgie's college fund.

  • SoundCheck: Cindy Kallet & Grey Larsen

    Tuesday, January 10, 2023 - 8:00pm

    Folk favorites Cindy Kallet (one-time Midcoast resident) and Grey Larsen perform at Camden Opera House, 29 Elm St. Choose-your-own reserved seats ($10, advance purchase encouraged) via camdenoperahouse.com or 236-3154) plus free Facebook Livestream. Sponsored by StudioMind. 

     

  • Ribs, Ribs, Ribs!!!

    open restaurants, steaks,
    Thursday, January 5, 2023 - 10:15am

    Brady’s will be reopening on Tuesday 1/10/2023 and Baby Back Ribs are on the menu!! We will be featuring a 1/2 rack of meaty baby back ribs, cole slaw, French fries, and a piece of homemade cornbread for $19.99. Winter is here and what’s better than a hearty meal with good friends at Brady’s?!!

     

  • CLAMS GONE BAD

    Tuesday, January 3, 2023 - 12:00pm

    Lots of you are getting this newsletter because you made the mistake of signing up when you were visiting Boothbay Harbor. Granted, you probably had about a half-gallon of margaritas sloshing around in your gullet along with a dozen oysters, 2 corndogs, and at least one "bad" clam.

  • ALL NEW STUFF ON SALE

    Saturday, December 17, 2022 - 3:15pm

    Look. I don't have a lot of time to wine and dine you. I'm also engaged in a life or death struggle on social media, trying to convince people that I'm right about absolutely everything all the time.

    So I'm just going to leave you with this photo of my brothers circa 1976.

  • BRAVE CHICKEN HEARTS

    Saturday, December 17, 2022 - 11:00am

    Did you ever see that hit movie Brave Heart? This has nothing to do with that. I was contemplating calling this part of the sale "Brave Hearts" and faking a photo showing Mel Gibson's heart being ripped out by a bunch of English Chickens, but I just don't have the time before my court appearance.

  • Baked Stuffed Lobster and Prime Rib at Brady’s!!

    Saturday, December 10, 2022 - 11:45am

    Brady’s is featuring Baked Stuffed Lobster and Prime rib Saturday night!

  • ALL COLLARS AND LEASHES ON SALE

    Dog collars on sale, dog leashes on sale
    Friday, December 9, 2022 - 10:45am

    ALL DECEMBER LONG, YOU TROGLODYTE.